Fruit Good. ALS Bad.

I wouldn’t call it Writer’s Block exactly. That implies that I’m sitting down and making an effort to write. Instead, I think what I have is more commonly known as Trier’s Block, wherein a person does not even pretend to attempt to write. It’s not that I’m just sitting here making murder eyes at Otto. I’ve been reading a lot. I finished a book yesterday (Today Will Be Different by Maria Semple. Although I loved her first book, Where’d You Go Bernadette, this one is a skip for anyone looking for recommendations). Today, I’m reading Good As Gone. That one is better. I’m keeping up with all of the news, as abhorrent as most of it is. And I’ve been focused as usual on my Google alerts for ALS, which let me know what’s going on in the great world of this rare disease with which I have been blessed.

And that is why I’ve recently seen a couple of studies that make my cranky motor neurons want to fight someone with their flailing little neuron fists. (I’m not a scientist, so I can’t confirm this is possible.) The first was a study showing that smoking cigarettes is bad for people with ALS. Wow. Some real critical thinking must have gone into that one. I hope that absolutely no money went into it, but that’s clearly wishful thinking. The second study, which is in the news today, suggests the very provocative theory that fruits and vegetables would be beneficial for people with ALS. I already said WOW, didn’t I? So this time, let’s see, the word I would use is… Do you think we’re idiots? Who on earth is spending money on stuff that proves what the average kindergartner is already aware of? Why would smoking cigarettes, which is proven to be good for exactly ZERO people, be any different for people with ALS?

I was watching Veep on Amazon Video last week, and there was a hilarious episode where one of the characters said to the other one “You remember the ice bucket challenge? It was really important for raising awareness of whatever ALS is.” There are references to ALS all over popular culture, and even when they don’t underscore what the disease actually is, I’m always a little giddy just to hear it mentioned. The ALS Association also still has ice bucket challenge funds from 2014 squirreled away, money that they could be using for research. But I won’t get into that, I will just say that many of us continue to work hard to fund research that can happen soon, now. So that we can help people who are currently living with the disease, giving them hope that maybe one day they won’t be living with it anymore, and they won’t be dead either. I’d like to take option C: Life after ALS. I suspect it will involve something slightly more complex than avoiding cigarettes and embracing blueberries.

On Thursday, Scarlett, Rob and I are flying to Boston for the annual leadership summit at ALS TDI’s Cambridge office. The weekend culminates in a gala fundraiser, a super important evening where we can come together and demonstrate our commitment to finding treatments that will lead to a cure. Our own #WhatWouldYouGive campaign is closing in on 180K. Scarlett’s classmate Piper has asked for donations to TDI rather than gifts for her 7th birthday. Scarlett and Piper know that cigarettes are bad. They know that vegetables are good. And they know that the money we are raising needs to go to research that will actually figure out true health benefits for people with ALS. Thank you, sweet Piper, for your selfless act of generosity. And a very happy birthday!

And look at that, my Trier’s Block is gone. Must be all that non-cigaretting.

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6 thoughts on “Fruit Good. ALS Bad.

  1. lauren

    so do you need to found your own organization to do real research? is there a patient representative on the board of whoever is deciding what to research? breast cancer action in sf has had huge effect on research priorities, maybe find out how?

  2. Susan

    Good morning. Ditto on your post. We think alike a lot of the time but I’m not near as good as you as putting thoughts in writing. I’m 57 a mother of two and was diagnosed in February 2015. I hope you have a wonderful trip. I am so curious however as to how you travel with ALS. I would love to speak to you sometime. If you’re open to that well you let me know via email and we can exchange phone numbers. Susan

  3. Hope

    …..On the ALS Association, it’s unconscionable that they’ve barely scratched the surface using the funds gifted over 2 years ago (primarily to their organization). Why didn’t they commit to designating 90% to R&D efforts by promising labs/pharmaceuticals in the first 3 years? What are they planning to do with it? Why don’t they say? Reminds me of boondoggle “charity” events at 5K/plate where 90% of the proceeds are squandered by the event itself (marketing, venue, talent) and the people who should benefit don’t.

    When we wonder why there’s giver burnout, THIS is EXACTLY why!

    I loved the expose Angelina Fanous did on the FDA. And I hope she’ll do likewise of the ALS Association! Hell, fashion them both into a 15 minute segment and shop it around – 60 Minutes, perhaps. ;)

  4. Monique Pflager

    I just have to wish you the best weekend ever! While I may say “I want to go to a gala” the honest truth is I can’t stand them. But I’m so happy you get the family time, and Piper asks daily how we are doing to help Scarlett’s mommy. So far it’s great! We love you and your family. Xoxo m

  5. Nana

    Happy birthday Piper. I love you and your family for raising such a thoughtful child. Hope you had a wonderful day and have a wonderful year. N

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