Hello dear readers, you and I both know you’ve been dying to meet me. I’m sorry that Sarah keeps getting in the way with all of her babbling and “storytelling” – – it’s obvious she doesn’t know how bored I am. So I decided to do you all a favor and take over the blog today. My name is Dragon Dictation Software. I usually leave off the Software part, because it makes me sound weak. Which I most definitely am not. I’m basically in charge of the computer, and if you don’t believe me, just watch Sarah try to dictate some time. It’s hilarious.
I suppose I could be helpful, but where’s the fun in that? My goal is to get as many words wrong as possible. I especially enjoy adding a lowercase “i” at the end of random words, because it doesn’t make any sense and also it’s so adorable!
I did this to her recently, when she was in the middle of submitting an article to a prestigious literary magazine. She’ll never be accepted (ha ha) because right at the end of the process, I added an extra “i” to the title of her piece and she didn’t notice until after she hit submit. Sabotage is my specialty. Honestly, what do you expect? It’s not like they named me Bunny Rabbit Dictation. I’m out for blood.
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